It would be cool if the CSUN Crime Blotter was a weekly television show and could send you action shots of shirtless guys with mullets running away from the cops with helpless turtles in their hands. But...

The thing the crime log can teach you about life is that although CSUN is an amazing institution that can lead extraordinary people to living better lives, they, like everyone else, are still just a bunch...

Last week was a good week for utter decadence and debauchery, but there was one crime that really hurt the heart. It's buried deep, like all bad wounds are. But let's not get all Drake about it. Now, here's...