A new drink recipe: Gummiberry Juice

Nathan McMahon

Gummi Bears! Bouncing here and there and everywhere! Blaaah, blah-blah, blahhh… gurgle, slurp. Oh yeah. You all know the theme song and I happen to know the recipe for their delicious Gummiberry Juice, as handed down to me by Grammi Gummi herself.

It’s delicious and will give you superpowers like bouncing around and dancing and even vomiting purplish-red, but only if you’re really lucky! Drink up:

2 Shots of Blueberry Vodka
2 cups of Cranberry Juice
1 cup of Sprite
Shake with ice
Garnish with a couple of gummi bears

Also, don’t forget to stir it three times once it’s been poured.

This gives it it’s Gummi-licious magic power. They are the Gummi Bears! They are the Gummi Bears! burp.